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gastrovascular 

Latin for "Worst game ever invented".

This is a reference from the hit movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe where Edmund defines the word.
"Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.

Is it Latin? - Yes.
Is it Latin for 'worst game ever invented'?"-2005 Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
gastrovascular by NarniaExpert January 2, 2011
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gastronaut 

A person who is willing to go to great lengths to find exotic, and often, bizarre, foods to eat.
The guy who does "Bizarre Foods" on The Travel Channel is a real gastronaut!
gastronaut by pentozali August 5, 2008

GASTROTECHNICS 

A gastroenterological (or digestive) event that begins with a rumble and ends with an impressive geyser-like display. This display often manifests as an involuntary projection of gastric contents from either the oral or rectal regions. If gastric matter is expelled rapidly and simultaneously from both regions, this is referred to as the "gastrotechnic grand finale."
"While traveling, I ate a tasty, yet extremely spicy dish. Later on, I realized it only served to light a fuse in my stomach which resulted in some colorful gastrotechnics.
GASTROTECHNICS by koleena February 4, 2010

gastroanticipointment 

The feeling one gets, including rumbling stomach, salivation, and elation; when a waitperson approaches ones table with just the right number of plates. Followed by the severe disappointment as they walk past to another table.
I thought for sure that food was for us! Now I'm hungry, and suffering gastroanticipointment!
gastroanticipointment by Farmee March 27, 2012

Gastrovinoitis 

That dreadful bout of sickness normally associated with drinking in excess, well beyond your sensible capacity and not being able to make it into work the following morning.

Sounds much better than telling the boss "I got wrecked and cant hack it".
I'm not well and going to the doctors, I have Gastrovinoitis again
Gastrovinoitis by Northernmonkey August 17, 2012

Gastrobate

-verb
1. To consume copious amounts of food, with the purpose of indulging in pleasure rather than necessary sustenance in an excessive and unrestrained manner. Usually with unhealthy food containing high sugar and/or fat content.

2. To binge eat

Related Forms
Gastrobation - noun
Gastrobating - present progressive
Gastrobatory - adjective
Zac and I are going to Sonic this evening to gastrobate; would you care to join us?
Gastrobate by urbanminstrel March 19, 2011

Gastrogasm

The sensation you have when eating large amounts of exceptionally delicious and extremely decadent cuisine. Basically, an orgasm brought on by eating great food.
Man, that risotto is soooo good, I'm having a gastrogasm.