gastropub 

A pub selling high class cuisine - such as Rump Steak Stroganoff

Mmmm, that sure was a good organic beef mince Lasagne with proper cheese sauce - You sure that place wasn't a Gastropub?

gastropub by Rion February 14, 2005

Gastropolitan 

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.

Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.

Gastropolitan by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018

Gastroporn 

A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.

The latest Nigel Slater book is total gastroporn

Gastroporn by ben dyer April 23, 2006

Gashtropub 

A pub Where the main activity is the eating of gash, a lesbian bar.

GF:Wanna Head to the Gashtropub and pick up some chick for a threesome ?

BF: It's like i'm in some sort of wonderful dream...

Gashtropub by RedShamrock April 11, 2009

gastropheliac 

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia

"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'

gastropheliac by dwayne May 11, 2004

gastropube 

A hair in your food that is too curly for contemplation.

Blair, don't look now but I think your street food's arrived with a free gastropube thrown in.

gastropube by alphamunki November 5, 2017

Gastroplastectomy 

A surgical procedure in which a section of Plexiglass is inserted onto one's abdomen, allowing one to see out while one's head is up one's ass.

Jesus, Bob is a walking cluster fuck. We need to get him a gastroplastectomy for Christmas.

Gastroplastectomy by TheJohnykat July 15, 2011