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You, Me, Gas Station 

The most fucked up fever dream you will ever have.
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
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Gas Station Tweakers 

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" yet, gets the wrong kind of "High".
Damn, niggas tweakin after they smoked that Gas Station Weed, they some Gas Station Tweakers!!!

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period 

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.

gas station breakfast 

A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.
On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.
gas station breakfast by GiantsOLB53 December 22, 2020

weed from the gas station 

to never buy weed from the gas station
some random guy:don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro.If the nibba aint in ur contacts dont ever go to the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

Glasstration 

(noun)

The ultimate form of torture, utilized by ancient Germans. Involves inserting a small glass rod into the urethra of an erect penis, then smashing the penis with a hammer.

*shudders just thinking of it*
I cannot possibly fathom the pain Harry went through when the Russians glasstrated him.
Glasstration by Brian H November 6, 2004