Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Gastonk 

Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’

Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!

Gastonk by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020

Garmondius 

GOD, SUPREME LEADER, Inventor of the Shop Queue

What else is there to do in life than praise Garmondius

Garmondius by Jim_Phelon July 6, 2021

Gammonati 

The collective noun (mass noun) for Gammon.

Did you watch Question Time last night? The Gammonati were out in force!

Gammonati by Rosie Tom January 31, 2020

Gaston Trailer Park 

Another name for a Crystal Meth Lab.

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.

Gaston Trailer Park by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010

gasman 

A man who is going out with a lady who is considerably older than he is. So called because he can often be found servicing an old boiler.

That Ashton Kutcher he's a total gasman.

gasman by Iain1977 March 31, 2007