white house gases 

The atrocious gas you get after eating white castle hamburgers.

-"oh hey man! i just wanted to ask if-... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"

"oh, just some white house gas... i gotta stop eating white castle for lunch."

- Bob from accounting walked pass my cubicle today and i swear he had the WORST white house gases i have ever smelled. in my life. period.

white house gases by latoyaniquisha July 29, 2011

Noble Gases 

The air that comes out of a royal person's behind

"Oh dear Alfred, you shouldn't have eaten those royal burritos because your behind is expelling a large amount of Noble Gases"

Noble Gases by TearsOfEllie August 23, 2009

greenhouse gases

A phrase coined by corporate cocksuckers to create a market for "environmentally friendly" products, when of course they are nothing of the sort. Pop those two words into an advertisement and you have gullable morons buying your product by the droves.

GREENHOUSE GAS ALERT! Try our good wholesome whole wheat bread rich with amino acids, probiotic cultures, and more bullshit phrases that have been cleverly implimented into your lives in order to get us rich! BUY OUR BREAD YOUR CHILDREN'S SAFETY DEPENDS ON IT! GREENHOUSE GASSES !

Everytime you buy a product that mentions greenhouse gases, Jesus crys.

greenhouse gases by the_goose April 17, 2008

greenhouse gases

pretty much the cause of global warming.

What's global warming caused by?
"greenhouse gases"
Thanks, now I can finish my essay.

greenhouse gases by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Noble gases 

what Queen Elizabeth II produces when she farts

why doesn't anyone notice when the queen farts, because nothing reacts to noble gases

Noble gases by internet dad jokes October 18, 2021

Gaseous Clay 

a person with horrendously smelly farts (as he floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. This is derived from “Cassius Clay” which is the birth name of the famed boxer Muhammad Ali.)

"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! What is that smell? Whoa, you’re a regular Gaseous Clay. Alright, I throw in the towel. Now help me back on my feet, would ya?"

Gaseous Clay by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

peeing games 

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.

"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"

peeing games by roxmstar July 23, 2020