"Sweet dear Jesus in Heaven, what the fuck is that noise and stank?"
"I...have...*pffft*...a little....*pt*....a....*ftttt*.....problem...with milk products...*pftpt*....."
"You are certainly blasting off a lot of farts. Are you having a gas-elapse-y fit??"
"...*pfffffffffft*....y-y-yeah....oof...*pt*...."
"I...have...*pffft*...a little....*pt*....a....*ftttt*.....problem...with milk products...*pftpt*....."
"You are certainly blasting off a lot of farts. Are you having a gas-elapse-y fit??"
"...*pfffffffffft*....y-y-yeah....oof...*pt*...."
by Ronald McFondle December 26, 2009