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A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.
I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk
garloid by rxicheru November 1, 2020
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Garry's Mod 

Pls send help someone kidnapped me on garry's mod
Garry's Mod by XintexGames June 27, 2021
Intelligent, attractive girl.

Playfully sexual personality.

Beautiful eyes, great smile.

Hard to get.

Great in bed.

Hardworking and artistic.

Sucker for intelligent guys that can hold great conversations.

Flirty.

Kinky tastes.
Boy: "Who is THAT?"

Girl: "That's Gailyn!"
gailyn by Jack Willams April 27, 2019

Garry's Law 

"When you tell people your goals you don’t achieve them." - Garry Newman.

Since I'm unable to post a link to his blog I will quote him:
I’ve made this point before, years and years ago. But I couldn’t find where I wrote it. So here it is again.

There’s a lot of reasons you shouldn’t tell people your idea. They might not like it. They might like it and steal it. They might convince you it’s a bad idea. They might convince you to change it into something else.

The biggest reason to keep your goal a secret is that once you start talking about something you’re going to do you don’t have to do it. In your mind you will have already done it. Their positive reaction to your idea is the reward. Actually doing the work seems stupid at that point. There’s no big prize at the end of actually doing it because it’ll be exactly what everyone expected. Which means you probably won’t do it.

And then it reflects badly on you. Next time you have an idea people will be slightly less enthusiastic because none of you ideas ever turn into anything. They’re just ideas.

Much better to get your head down and then show them your idea. More work for a bigger pay off.

After his blogpost, his community called 'Facepunch' decided to call this principle "Garry's Law".
Notch: Hey guys, look what we're working on!
*Notch shows 0X10C*

- A while later -

Notch: Nah imma quit dis.
Public audience: ERMAHGERD, GARRY'S LAW!!!!1!!!!!111!!one!!!!!
Garry's Law by Zerfox September 18, 2013

Garlic Bread

The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.

Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.
Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.
Garlic Bread by Supernova508 September 28, 2020

Garey Snider 

A musical legend,Producer,Drummer,Composer.Also Known as GSpider.
Garey Snider,GSpider,Drummer,Producer,composer,Scarling,The Cure
Garey Snider by jojojox October 30, 2008