To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
by cougartown97 April 13, 2010
The stinging sensation and scent from butt fucking the Rigger Monkey after he chows down a Breakfast of Champions with garlic.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
A thick, large and round garlic infused pork sausage often found in Polish convenience stores around London.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
'Ere mate seen the size of that Garlic dick over there?!'
'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
by codeye May 28, 2020