Top Definition
the girlfriend of a guy you like

(garf as in barf- the act of upchucking)
(fiend- a diabolically cruel or wicked person)
Girl 1: omg, that guy is sooo hott!
Girl 2: I know totally, too bad he has a garfiend.
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