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an exciting verb meaning to defecate, poop, crap, or evacuate the bowels. it is commonly used in informal situations, such as hangin with the bros. scientifically, it is the proper use of one's garfer.
Alex: Where can I take a dump around here?

Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.
by MattD99999 September 27, 2011
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garf. he is rad
garf is rad
by garf January 24, 2004
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verb.
to gag and barf at the same time.

Other Contexts:
Garfed, Garfing

(See also. shart for a similar experience.)
I saw a fat lady wearing a bikini at the beach and it made me garf.
by Paul Paon November 02, 2006
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Pigging out on food, when you think you are pregnant.
You've been garfing all day!
by Jeni February 18, 2005
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Garf is associated with the word ledge fashionable sporty an just allround geeza!
by Dan May 24, 2004
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A guy who works with clams.
A fish market is not complete without a "Garf".
by desantism July 25, 2004
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Psychotherapy acronym for "Global Assessment of Relational Functioning". This is a score that is given during assessment of an individual in a psychotherapeutic setting that signifies a person's ability to relate to others around them.
"Based on your GARF score, you would do best to avoid social situations altogether."
by sebes May 13, 2013
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