noun| A name for a stereotypical Millennial Soy Boy.

adj.| A person who acts like a Baby Boomer's depiction of a Millennial & lives off of Soy in their Starbucks coffee.
noun| "Garent wastes all his time writing on that blog of his, has he ever seen the sun?"

adj.| "God, our kids these days, always on their little phones. They don't know work ethic like us. I mean, mine is acting like such a Garent!"
by Big Mistake Bud March 2, 2018
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The undefying reassurance of garen. Garen flipflops and wrist watch.
How much garenticity do you have left ? ....at least a half batch natch?
by Garen hymself December 29, 2018
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