An ex-
WoW player, who held a wide arsenal of abilities, including but not limited to: transforming into a tree,
bird, cheetah, bear, Mr.Kitty, and a boomkin. Often characterized by his tendency to make silly mistakes, saying
dumb things, and moving and doing things rather slowly. Thus, the name Garebear, deriving from bears in
WoW being rather slow in movement and combat. Once on a blue
moon, the Garebear offers quite enlightening wisdom that he shares with intelligent
friends, but most of the time it's just a really slow lump of flesh that does silly things. The Garebear often listens to crappy pop
music, until taught to listen to Hard rock and metal. The Garebear also almost never watches TV and is extremely naive and oblivious to many things. Despite constant acts of depravity and idiocracy, the Garebear is quite lovable and funny, entertaining millions with it's idiotic attitude.
Butters from South Park can be characterized as a Garebear, from the episode "Stupid Spoiled
Whore", as he did used to play
WoW from the episode "Make
Love not Warcraft"
"I'm a bad bear, I'm a bad bad ol' bear" -Butters
