Garagenesia 

A partial or total loss of memory, resulting from intoxication or altered state achieved while partying in the garage or a garage-like environment. Shock, psychological disturbance, brain injury, or praying at the porcelain alter may follow.

WTF, I don't remember a garage, a cake, turning 37, blah, blah, blah! No seriously guys...I think I'm suffering garagenesia.

Man, that was an awesome party in the garage last night; did anyone get donkey punched? I don't remember what happened, I'm suffering some serious Garagenesia...

Garagenesia by DanTroySteveDaveAijaTracyMoViv March 6, 2010

Gramnesia

When you become a grandparent and forget how you raised your own children.

“Wow mom really had gramnesia when she let the kids have ice cream before dinner!”

Gramnesia by Dogmom000 May 25, 2021

gamenesia 

The act of returning to a game you haven't played in an extended period of time and having completely forgotten how to play, how your abilities work, what you're supposed to be doing. or all of the above.

Person 1: Man, it has been so long since I last played World of Warcraft that I have no idea what I'm doing.

Person 2: sounds like you've got a case of gamenesia.

gamenesia by chaosweapon1 December 7, 2015

garanisha 

A pretty person got a nasty attitude always in some type of mess he/she don’t know about selfish and disrespectful and is nice in there own ways

Garanisha is very disrespectful

garanisha by Garanisha May 16, 2018

garabedian 

Condition in which hair grows abnormally long on upper lip and nipples.

did you see that garabedian

garabedian by victims of garabedian May 11, 2009

gamnesia 

the loss of memory of events that occurred during the relationship after the relationship has ended.

Did I say that, I don't remember doing that with you. I never said or did such a thing. (but I could have gamnesia).

gamnesia by tydwell July 25, 2006

Girlnesia 

When a guy...

A) Forgets girls he has hooked up with very easily.

B) Can delete a girl he has hooked up with or dated from his memory with great ease and efficiency and move on quickly.

"Man, John just totally dropped that cute Japanese girl yesterday and now he's got a new one. He has a serious case of girlnesia!"

"Did you hear that John tried to pick up this girl at a bar and it turns out he hooked up with her in the past - and he didn't remember! I'm afraid he has a bad case of girlnesia."

Girlnesia by james-sensei December 9, 2008