garaicoa Share definition Flag One who is always at the wrong place at the wrong time. For example, being stalked by a killer Being a Garaicoa would be walking in on a convorsation and hearing "Do me a favor and just put it in my butt..." garaicoa by jessjess16 April 14, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the garaicoa mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch