The antithesis of a cock block; a gameblock occurs when one's girlfriend/wife/partner somehow prohibits him or her from playing video games with his or her friends. This commonly occurs when the girlfriend is out of town or in a long distance relationship and a phone call prevents or interrupts game play.
Jay: Hey Percy, thanks for inviting all 31 of us over for this amazing Smash Brothers Tournament.
Percival: Yea man, it is going to be a great time---(Phone Rings)----Hang on guys its my girlfriend, I'll be right back
(1 hour later)
Percival: Where did everyone go? Damn it, I just got gameblocked pretty hard core.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"