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The act of taking a shit and not realizing you had to piss until you already wiped and stood up to flush. In an act of desperation you use your piss stream to chop your tird into pieces!
Scott galanked in the shitter as his grandmother beat at the door and insist he stop masturbating.
by Brooks of Ohio June 02, 2007
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