Gak
A word used, when no other explanation of how one feels can be explained in certain situations.
Jessica: "Don't even worry about it."
Me : "gak"
by Snagless March 23, 2012
A person that hates complainers.
I was bitching, then that Gaks told me to shut up.
by The One You Love to Hate July 10, 2009
gak
Similar to the slang word "cum" in that it functions as both a verb and a noun by describing both ejaculation and semen, respectively.

As a noun, it is inspired by the archaic Nickelodeon product, Gak. Thus its use is preferable if the load of semen is of a thicker consistency. On the other hand, if the load is of a watery, drippy consistency, then "squirt" is probably a better word.

As a verb, "gak" is obscure, which makes it handy for formal situations in which "bust a nut, cum, cream my jeans, blow my load," etc. would be considered socially unacceptable.

Rhymes with "clack," which is a slang word for carnal, aggressive, "balls-slapping-ass" sex. Thus, to "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own pleasure and ultimately, his ejaculation.
"I gakked in her hair once, and since I felt so badly I bought her some Gak."

"Oh God...I'm about to gak!"

"There's still gak all over your earlobe."

"A quick clack n' gak, and then I was out of there."
by jefeljefe January 04, 2010
gak
vaginal mucus
the smell of gak off yer one!

she emits a distinct aroma of cervical discharge..
by scabbard=mucus December 07, 2009
gak
hippy term (possibly northern) for sweets, chocolate crisps etc.
Brett: I'm going to the shop, d'ya want anything?

Matt: yeah, bring me back some gak...
by smilash July 01, 2009
GAK
One who does things for no apparent reason, without understanding their situation.

A formal greeting among friends

Someone who has what we call "Sugar tourettes", on a sugar high and says things at random
Friend -Hey jeff i heard you were planning on studying later with jamey right?
Jeff- GAK!

Hey jeff whats up? GAK!

Hey jamesy poo, i got you a valentines day present. GAK! SHAMAGALA
by Mysterious Jeff February 12, 2009
Gak
A old guy who plays a gum leaf to attract children to his white ford falcon to rob them of their childhood!
Backs to the WALL!
Gak's on the PRAWL!
by Penis Pal May 17, 2008

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×