The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

Galoot cologne by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

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Goonga Galoonga

A phrase that someone may use to express deep shock or excitement.

1: I lost 50 pounds on weight watchers!

2: GOONGA GALOONGA!!!! You look amazing!

Goonga Galoonga by JettaPussy October 7, 2018

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gayloon

The ability to be gay but hide it really well; trying really hard to not be gay around other people

My friends thought something was up, but I was able to gayloon my way out of the situation.

gayloon by FrankIero666 February 9, 2017

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Galoomba

A short, round individual who is clearly a bitchass, and who wants nothing more than to spoil your day with incessant bitchassery.

Guy 1: Maaann, look at this galoomba *bites into salad*

Galoomba by professorbigboiboof May 24, 2019

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