"Andrew, I love the way you create friction between
us." -Nicole
"Nicole, I'm sorry but I need more giction and not friction in my life.
Stop being a crazy bitch." - Andrew
"What?! We can't get married. How will I maintain my perfect image of white, cisgendered heterosexuality????" - Nicole
"
IDK, Bitch, but I'm about to
go get my giction on in a gay nightclub! Fuck haters." -Andrew