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Gaper Gap 

The large open space on the forehead of a gaper between the helmet (or hat) and goggles while skiing/riding. Also visible days after in the form of a sun burn or wind burn on the forehead.
Gaper: Man, my forehead got fried skiing this weekend!
Local: You need to pull your helmet down and cover your gaper gap.
Gaper Gap by CJ Waz April 16, 2011
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British Army slang for a cigarette believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 – 1902. A gasper was a high tar cigarette, without any sort of filter tip, such as Woodbine or Capstan. They got the name because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.
“I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.”
Gasper by AKACroatalin November 21, 2016
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A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.
Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.
Gappert by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012

Random Gapper 

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.
Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.
Random Gapper by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

Gasperger's 

A variant of Asperger's Disorder (a mild form of Autism), with the most prominent symptom being a marked social skill deficit in knowing the appropriate time to flatulate.
-"Why did Raymond break wind in the middle of today's church sermon" "Oh he can't help it; Raymond suffers from Gasperger's."-
Gasperger's by Dr. Anna Freud September 18, 2010

Gaspergoo 

A well seasoned whore with stretch marks on her lips
Keep an eye out cause theres a gaspergoo next door who will suck yer dick off!
British Army slang believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 - 1902, so called because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.
I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.
Gasper by Croatalin December 2, 2013