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Got to go take a shit
Used when texting someone when in a rush to the porcelain pony.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I gtgtas.
Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?!
Guy 1: I gotta to go take a shit man!
gtgtas by totally_rad July 4, 2014
Word of the Day on October 26, 2022
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an event or person who is found to cause sickness or revulsion.
the show wasn't that great, in fact the naked old people were particularly gagtastic.
gagtastic by akacanadianbacon October 6, 2008
A word used to describe something utterly disgusting, but with a comedic twist. It makes you gag, but it's fantastic. It's gagtastic.
Adam: Hey, you know that girl from the triple date last night?

Austin: Yea, she was sexy

Adam: Dude, she's got encopresis...

Austin: Wow...that's gagtastic
Gagtastic by Gotadime March 3, 2010
A word to describe eating something that tastes completely horrible just because it is good for you.
Gwen: What are you drinking?
Steph: A beet, spinach, and spirulina smoothie. It is completely gagtastic but I am going to look hot in my bikini this summer.

I find greek yogurt to be completely gagtastic, but there's so much protein in it I keep choking it down every day.
gagtastic by wino624 June 14, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026