glordith darkstar 

The act of masturbating with a shoe in the dark in a strangers backyard and getting caught with a spotlight while in the act.

I was standing in the corner of my neighbors backyard at night masturbating with my shoe when all of a sudden I got GLORDITH DARKSTARED.

glordith darkstar by Highway hero June 18, 2017

Glord 

The lord of the gays, often used in a derogative manner

Thing 1: "Have you seen that shirt Johns wearing?"

Thing 2: "Yea mate, he looks like such a glord!"

Glord by selfhealer February 9, 2010

Glord 

God and Lord combined.

Friend:"omfg, i just gave my ex-girlfriend a socket wrench"
Me:"Oh Glord!"

Glord by muchokarma April 13, 2013

glord 

a fat over satisfied human or animal who squints and crosses arms in a jerk fashion thinking they are lord of all they see

look at that fat bastard glord

glord by meatplowinthemorning July 3, 2010

Glordita 

A giant Vagina print over leggings or spanks.

When she was working out, she opened her legs. i saw her Glordita

Glordita by bcole87 November 1, 2017

glordacious 

someone who will captivate you and destroy your mind because you can't think about anything else except them. they'll make you feel like crying and laughing and living and dying and tearing your heart out just to give to them. someone you'll like for longer than anyone else and someone you'll never get over. someone you'll make playlists about and pinterest boards and listen to songs thinking about them and lie in bed some nights thinking about. someone who will make you hate having a heart but love the way you like them. someone who you'll regret for the rest of your life. someone you'll obsess over and become the reason you breathe and exist and live.

jay: hey isn't that glordacious?
me: yeah that's the one that i never told

glordacious by hangmansnoose December 3, 2022