The arse end of Wigan, you'll know if you've been,
It's the scummiest place, that anyone has seen,
With stinky tramps and preggo teens aplenty,
You need at least 4 kids by the time you are twenty!
blaa blaa blaa anyone can ryme!
It's a fucking shithole full of scum and lowlives, losers and drug using sweatys, nuff sed!
"You seen that smack head over there with his black nail varnish on?"
"Yea mate, he must be or have been a worsley haller, stay away you might catch somethin!"