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A contraction for "government job." A questionable act, usually using public funds or resources, performed by a public employee geared toward personal or political gain. At times, this act may be preceeded by some degree of coercion or veiled threat from persons in authority.
Tommy is supposed to be checking for loose manhole covers, but he's really on a g-job painting the mayor's house.
g-job by Hot East September 19, 2009
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Verb....Insertion of male member into the anus of his girlfriend, while his girlfriend wears his basketball shorts. Requires an anally lose girlfriend, basketball shorts, and a lot of wits.
last night i G-jobbed my girlfriend, she was not expecting it at all.
G-job by tyrone 123 May 11, 2008
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The G Job 

when you have anal sex with girlfriend of over 1 year. the catch is shes too afraid of pregnancy through ass so you need a condom, but you dont have one, thus using basketball shorts as your condom.
hard boner going through basketball shorts into ass hence...THE G JOB
The G Job by G.Job November 26, 2006
It stands for Garage Jewellery Owning Bastard. Its related to those people who buy flash cars but only polish and pamper them, never use it in the rain and generally have it just to look at hence the "Garage Jewellery"
John is such a GJOB, he's forever polishing his car but I've never seen him drive it.
GJOB by Mr GJOB June 6, 2010
Gjob (Girljob) correlates to the male BJ or Blowjob. The Gjob is distinct from cunnilingus, which is Latin for "tongue on wedge", in that the principle activity is not licking around the vagina and labia. The Gjob instead refers to using one's lips over the teeth to pull and vigorously suck the area surrounding the clitoris using a back and upward motion similar to the male blowjob.
I came too fast so I slid down and gave her a Gjob, which she liked better than what I was doing before.

If you win, I will go to the party and pretend to be your girlfriend, if I win, I'll shower and you give me a Gjob until I tell you to stop.
Gjob by equaltime July 2, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026