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The sound of a large cock falling out of your pantaloons
Her eyes widened when she heard the fwump of my cock after unzipping my pants.

My step-mommy couldn't believe her ears when I took off my towel and my cock fwumped out.
Fwump by go4ray September 15, 2020
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The sound a forceful poo deposit causes when it makes contact with the water in a toilet.
I squatted down and then fwump! my ass was soaked after a tsunamic reverse flush.
fwump by mrs_equator September 23, 2006
when you attempt a fist bump, but your friend does a high five ending up in a half fist bump, half high five.
hey man what's up? "fwump!"
fwump by JERALDtc May 20, 2013
A word that describes how ATTROCIOUS YOU ARE! i hope you fall in a hole and break your ankles and never get out you fwumpy piece of poop. your dad was never proud, thats why he left you to get the milk. now leave forever.
i fwumping hate you you piece of fwump!
FWUMP by donkey nuts yum balls February 8, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026