My fuzzbeast fell asleep purring on my head last night. Startled by the sound of a garbage truck, the fuzzbeast awoke suddenly, piercing my eyeball with his kitty claws.

fuzzbeast by fuzzbucket December 13, 2014

FuzzyBear

An affectionate nickname you can give to someone you love and adore. It works best if one of you are taller than the other:) Its an affectionate way for you to express to them they are perfect and how much of happiness they bring into your life. 'Fuzzy' denotes the fun, jovial and humorous part of life and 'bear' denotes the caring, soothing and faithfulness side. A FuzzyBear rocks:)

"Hey there, did i ever tell you you are the cheese to my macaroni... you're my FuzzyBear."

"What would you like to eat for breakfast this morning FuzzyBear?"

"FuzzyBear, you're looking mighty handsome in that suit."

:)

FuzzyBear by fuzzybearlah11 June 16, 2010

Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th

Goofy ahh name

Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th has a big cock

Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

fuzzbarce

the hair between your balls and your arse

you have an enormous amount of fuzzbarce

fuzzbarce by cian murray December 11, 2006

Fuzzbeast

A late 1970s/early 1980s model Mercedes, specifically the w123/"Cat" body style.

Dennis Stewart still drives that old blue fuzzbeast

Fuzzbeast by Hobson T. Phillips January 13, 2023

Freddy Fuzbear

-gonna change it up a little and type the definition this month :)
Happy 2 Years, my love-

The best set of kind eyes. He uses every opportunity and makes it his own, as he is a wide-eyed, tenacious guy. His eyes and the way they sit perfectly on his face when he smiles never fail to brighten up your day.A bright twinkle, a burning fire of passion in his eyes can always be seen on his face too. More than anything, people should take caution when looking into those deep blue orbs because he is simply alluring- the type of alluring that makes it impossible to leave, the type that is so charming you begin to question where have they been your whole life. The notorious 'Freddy Fuzzbear' may be intimidating at first, but as time goes on (and over a course of 2 years) you begin to realise things. Maybe those eyes are the eyes you want to stare into for the rest of your life. Eyes you want your kids and your grandkids and grandgrand kids to have. Eyes capable of telling you that you are loved and safe. Perhaps the rest of him will change, but these eyes will last a lifetime and I wouldn't change it for a thing.
I love you unconditionally and eternally.

Happy 2 Year Anniversary

you have freddy fazbear eyes :)

hey remember when I beat freddy fuzbear at chess!!!

Freddy Fuzbear by o0ga b0oga July 17, 2024

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026