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future-tech by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003
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Future Technologies
The broad portfolio of life-altering innovations on our horizon, from the plausible to the speculative. This encompasses viable fusion reactors, general artificial intelligence, effective gene editing therapies, advanced robotics, brain-computer interfaces, and megascale engineering. Unlike Singularity tech, future technologies have theoretical roadmaps and active research; they're the things we see coming but haven't quite mastered. They promise (or threaten) to reshape society, work, and what it means to be human within the next 50-100 years.
Example: "My grandpa's 'future technology' was the microwave oven. Mine is the neural lace that lets me stream knowledge directly to my brain, though right now I mostly use it to memorize pizza menus and win at trivia night." Future Technologies
Future Technologies by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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Flat Earth Reality UBI Technological Future
It's a theory (more like a fact) that the earth is flat. In a era where robots and AI are doing more and more jobs (including art unfortunately. As an artist, I'm pissed off at AI "Art") and are being automated, we need to tax the robots to have a $5,000 a month UBI (Universal Basic Income) each month for 60 months or 5 years, and bump up the cash for cans from 5 cents or 10 cents per can to like 25 cents to 50 cents per can and provide free gym memberships and free mealprep and free card for food and also a free bed every 3 years and a free couch every 1 year and Universal Basic Free Cheese. Adderall and Ritalin and Modafinil and Adipex and Dexedrine and Armodafinil or Wellbutrin legal for all and you buy it monthly or it's prescribed for ADHD free. Praise Jesus. And MDEA and EA for PTSD.
The future can be bright. $5,000 a month UBI and MDEA HCl (3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamine HCl) and EA HCl (EthylAmphetamine HCl) and Propylhexedrine HCl and Methiopropamine HCl and Cyclopentamine HCl for PTSD and ADHD. Free American Cheese a huge block monthly. Money to buy Cheddar Cheese, Doritos, Cheetos, Chips and Dip, Chicken Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Pumpkin Pies, Reese's chocolate and peanut butter, Hershey chocolate, free foods, and more. Praise Jesus. Flat Earth Reality UBI Technological Future.
Flat Earth Reality UBI Technological Future by HawaiianPunch1 April 28, 2026
Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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