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FurryMascot

A online shop for furries. Different fursuits are presented on this page , FurryMascot is the name. If you’re to lazy to make your own just buy it! Furry haters are mad when they see this on there fyp.
( Doctor) ‘ ‘ Sir , your child is making weird noises ‘ ‘
( Dad ) ‘ ‘ What? ‘ ‘
( Kid ) ‘ ‘ I’m a furry ‘ ‘
( Dad ) ‘ ‘ I dont want him , the orphanage will take him ‘ ‘

For non - furry haters

Doctor) ‘ ‘ Sir , your child is making noises ‘ ‘
( Dad ) ‘ ‘ What? ‘ ‘
( Kid ) ‘ ‘ I’m a furry ‘ ‘
( Dad ) ‘ ‘ I’m too lazy , FurryMascot will help me. ‘ ‘
FurryMascot by WazzupMyDudes June 18, 2022

furry man ass 

When I went to Bath And Body Works I saw furry man ass
furry man ass by hi bitches June 9, 2014

furrybanana 

1. n A hairy penis
2. n A large sticky bud of pot
yo dude, when are you gonna chop up that furrybanana?
furrybanana by Crushinator December 27, 2003

Furrmanned Dat Hoe

To rub ur cubic hair in her mouth and she bites it off till its all gone. Made by kids in PA.
I "Furrmanned Dat Hoe" last night that was up in my crib, it hurt so bad that i was peeing blood.
Furrmanned Dat Hoe by Sexysev December 5, 2009

Ferryman's Syndrome

(adj.)
A phrase used to describe somebody suffering from a forced style of life in which the dread, stress, and ire are all consequently summed up as a necessary purpose because they are unable to move or find different opportunities. They choose instead to, "row the boat" but never really get anywhere.

The term comes from a "Ferryman," the legend of mythical figures stuck in the Underworld for all eternity with one basic function/freedom: rowing a small boat over hundreds of miles in the river Styx to the other side.

Best when used against:
Rideshare Drivers, Bus Drivers, Taxi Drivers, Court Judges and Bailiffs, People Without a Degree, People with a Liberal Arts Degree, Mythology Majors in Community Colleges, Truck Drivers, People with Predatory Loans, and/or Tour Boat Guides.

Do not use against:
Water-type Pokemon, Trump Supporters, Older professors, retired Navy, retired big city limo drivers, the corpse of Ted Gunderson, Anybody that watches E! seriously, Robert De Niro, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and/or Hulk Hogan.
Charon: Big problem doc, I can't stop bringing people to their death gate.
Doctor Light: Ah, you have Ferryman's Syndrome! Better go to a hospital.
Charon: Hospital, why, what is it?!
D. Light: It's a building with a bunch of patients in it but that's not important right now.
Airplane!'s attorneys on this article: ...

Furryance 

To be referenced as a furry both physically and mentally.
I can not stand Stan's furryance. I can't go out in public because his aura is embarrassing to be around.
Furryance by GIGANTIC NUTS October 19, 2020