farmersonly.com 

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!

farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

craig fergeson 

host of the late late night show, spelled Craig Ferguson...

its not craig fergeson, its craig ferguson dumb ass...LRN2SPELL

craig fergeson by tempaccount September 23, 2007

farmersonly.com 

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)

"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"

farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018

fudgerooniepoonie 

When you’re around kids and you want to say “fuck” but can’t.

Oh fudgerooniepoonie I stubbed my toe!

fudgerooniepoonie by Lizwizlizard July 20, 2021

Turd Furgeson 

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.

"yea, turd fergeson, its a funny name."

Turd Furgeson by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

Fergerson 

One of the five fergerson, ferguson, fergison, furgerson, furguson these 5 last names descend from the five lords.

Jeff:Hey did you know that john fergerson is brothers with mark furguson

Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.

Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either

Bill:yes

Fergerson by godfree34 April 2, 2009

furgerking 

An extremely hairy pussy. Usually very furry in texture. Mans worst nightmare.

"I don't eat that furgerking!"

furgerking by HeNNy™ January 13, 2008