by Imdraculasgirl January 29, 2009
by milestuckduu May 23, 2009
The accumulated gunk that inevitably gathers at the top of squeezable condiment bottles, especially ketchup.
The thin crust of Furch on the ketchup bottle got all over my fingers, so I had to wash the crap off.
by Gas Pump October 28, 2008
Fake-Church = Furch, When you're supposed to be attending Sunday mass and you skip it, hide out somwhere else for an hour, so your parents this you went.
by SkipsChurchDiner April 15, 2011
A mildly eccentric but amiable person, typically from North Carolina. Spends a lot of time indoors watching several screens at once. Usually a combination of video games, Doctor Who and Japanese porn. Owns several furry jackets and has occasionally been known to rescue injured turtles.
eg: See that guy over there in the furry jacket stroking that injured turtle?
He must be a Furches. LMAO
He must be a Furches. LMAO
by -Lehcar- August 17, 2011
The lint that has gathered and is found in a belly button. Generally, furch collects in "inney" belly buttons and is made up of cotton fibers.
When my boyfreind took off his shirt every night, he always picked the furch out of his belly button.
by kimmer May 28, 2004
a girl who is fraudulent with the pussy, a girl who is shallow with the pussy, and a girl who is a 1 in the face and a negative 1 in the ass.
yo that girl said she had a free crib but come to find out she can't take dick like the wife of some asshole guy named Richard, damn she's such a Sam Furch
by jjway2 January 14, 2015