Fur-bearing trout 

A rare, nearly extinct breed, the Furbearing Trout is from the Artikdannder genus of fish and is found in the arctic lakes north of the 72nd parallel. Its diet consists primarily of ice-worms and fod. Sometimes confused with the more common Alpino-Pelted Trout.

That's cooler than a Fur-bearing Trout!

Fur-bearing trout by Jeffrey Hicken January 3, 2007

FUBARING 

FUBARING is the process or continued result of fucking up beyond all recognition something that the majority of people find to be fine the way it is. Hence if something is not broke don't try to fix it.

FUBARING can also come from excessive partying or the lack of doing anything constructive.

Facebook is continually fubaring it's page layout to the chagrin of it's members who would rather it stay the way it was originally.

The college students who continually went out every night drinking and carousing were fubaring their grades by not showing any concern for passing.

FUBARING by soylentgreenchips February 9, 2010

Freddy Fazbearing 

going into the woods alone at night, with salami scented deodorant, while shouting "RR rr RR RR rR rr" eventually a brown bear will emerge, that's when you tranquilize it and have your way with it.

im going Freddy Fazbearing tonight, wish me luck!

Freddy Fazbearing by The Definererer October 11, 2023

Fur-bearing trout 

A fearsome [critter] that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

Fur-bearing trout by Knighshade July 11, 2004

Fazbearing 

The act of ejaculating in response to a jumpscare.

"That movie was so scary, I was fazbearing my pants!"

Fazbearing by BangalangMan February 9, 2025

Farbering

Watching adult films instead of paying attention in important meetings/classes

Abdul was really Farbering his meat during a team meeting.

Farbering by Farbering-My-Meat-RN December 3, 2025