When you cum all over a girl's body and then shave all your body hair off on top of her, so it sticks to her like a fur coat
by CallMeRow February 23, 2009
A hot chick rating of atleast a 9, that you keep around you in order to be admired by your bro's and other jealous slam pieces.
Dude, last night, I wasn't even worried about banging her. I wore her like a fur coat and watched all the haters mean mug, while their girls got wet.
by RacialBrofiler September 11, 2009
by aeroballs January 30, 2014
An information security program called a FUR COAT used to protect a frame or packet as it travels through networks and to create deterrent logs which are audited within a second of infiltration. Established in July 2011, the analagy of fur surrounding a leather lining is used to indicate extra protection from the elements, from hackers and other unauthorized activities.
My new friend is in the telecommunications and information security business and he asked if I wear a FUR COAT when I talk to him via email or use text on my phone.
In 2011, Skype has a built-in fur coat I understand that records logs which are audited by the second and are entrapping hackers and nosey friends.
In 2011, Skype has a built-in fur coat I understand that records logs which are audited by the second and are entrapping hackers and nosey friends.
by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011
When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.
"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"
by reversefront September 3, 2016
Billy: "Check it out, I've been using eXtenze all week, and now I'm HUNG!"
Suzie: "Sure, hung like a little pink button on a fur coat. Don't you know that shit doesn't worK?"
Suzie: "Sure, hung like a little pink button on a fur coat. Don't you know that shit doesn't worK?"
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
A small penis among a mound of pubic hair resembling a button in a fur coat.
"Did you see Ryan's tiny schlong? It looks like a button in a fur coat."
"Did you see Ryan's tiny schlong? It looks like a button in a fur coat."
by cakesnshit November 9, 2014