A funny person.
Haley Merlino? The one from Lenape High school? Yeah , she's a funt.

You my dear friend , are a funt.
by Funts December 11, 2010
noun.

compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".

The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt."

"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"

"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"

"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"

"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
by Timotheus December 14, 2005
A compact, polite version 'fucking cunt'.
Darin's wife. Ugh. What a funt.
by Brüster November 08, 2005
short for "fucking cunt"
what a funt my wife is huh mark?
by bob levy April 15, 2008
A substitute curse word for "fuck" and "cunt", used by the population of the fictional European city 'Download' in Britain's 2000 AD comic series "Sinister Dexter".

Variant terms: "smugfunt", "funtwipe".
"What the FUNT!?!"
"I look like a funtin' prat!"
"GET THE FUNTIN' FUNTWIPE!"
by Robert Beech February 11, 2008
Plain and simply... Fuckin' Cunt!
Interchangable with Cunt, more offensive, yet less impactful.
by Mike Lowe July 09, 2003
A funt is the very essence of unattractiveness. However, this wilderbeast would also have a weight problem. Therefore, fat + munt = FUNT. It is shouted at overweight, ugly girls in an attempt to make them realise how awful they look. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Hahaha have you seen that bird? Total FUNT
by Esteban De La Sex Face June 04, 2010
When someone does not only portray fucker like qualities but is also a cunt.
I can't believe you did this to me you fucker, you cunt, you funt!!!
by Mandee Lou March 06, 2008

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