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A variety of fun and exciting activities. Usually activities that do not involve sitting at your home with yourself.
Donald's getting all the funskies tonight, while Suzie sits at home with herself.
funskies by The1OnlyBreeze May 1, 2010

Holy Fuckskins 

A really annoying person who is typically referred to as a navysealjack and sucks often said by kids who are in relationships and also is a word of anger
Holy fuckskins that squeaker is an aimbot hacker

fuckskins 

1 condoms
2 any sensitive akin area near on or around the genitals
1 i got more fuckskins baby
2 i got my fuckskin caught in my zipper when i zipped em up too fast
fuckskins by shmoo June 17, 2006

Funkskin 

1. A foul smelling foreskin.

2. Dead skin that collects between the toes, under the arm, inside the elbow, etc. This skin is a sage color and smells disgustingly.
1. Nathan: (Pulls back his foreskin) Dude! Check out my knob!

Mikey: Eww! Man! That shit stinks! You got something nasty growing under that funkskin of yours...

2. Katelyn: Get your feet off of me, Robbie!

Robbie: Why? I thought you had a foot fetish?

Katelyn: Well, not when you got nasty, rotting funkskin on your feet, cheese toes!
Funkskin by Brenyo June 2, 2010

Slapping fuckskins

A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.
Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that
Slapping fuckskins by boiler December 17, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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