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A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.
Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that
by boiler December 17, 2020
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The act of forcefully inserting and packing drugs into ones anus utilizing a phallic shape object and/or male genitalia. This allows to the to absorb them better
Buddy 1: Hey did you get that cocaine?
Buddy 2: Ya it took longer than I thought... let's make up for list time by muzzleloading it into each others rectums.
by boiler September 17, 2018
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Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.
worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet
by boiler March 13, 2015
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1. When a girl is getting eiffle towered by two dudes, the dude getting his balls sucked hooks 2... maybe 3 fingers into the girls asshole (a fist for experienced hookdrillers); while the dude blowing her roast beef out doggy style swaps to her fart box. The fingers must be inserted while the dick hammers the shit slinger.

2. An amazing way to break drill motors and bits. Perfect for the home worker who could give a fuck less about his tools.
Group 1: Hey guys what're you doing tonight?
Group 2: Ah, fuck. Probably hookdrilling Devins mom.
Group 1: Hah, good luck with the sloppy seconds.
by boiler January 31, 2019
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A group of transsexuals on all fours in a circle Sucking a monster blend of cum and poop off of the prolapsed asshole they just gave eachother.Generally they are wearing assless leather chaps and safety glasses to protect from diarrhea that may expel from their blown out assholes
Guy 1- I don't think I ever wanna be on a trunnion ring

Guy-2 ya that sits gross
by boiler March 12, 2015
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