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n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.
When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.
by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

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