recreational fungus

Mushrooms. Plain and simple. However, this phrase refers to the 'shrooms that will have you prancing around like a pixie riding the back of a unicorn and taking a slide down the chocolate river running down The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Combine recreation fungus in conjunction with:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Willy Wonka (Not the Johnny Depp version)
Requiem for a Dream
Pink Floydd-The Wall
Venice Beach
Las Vegas

DO NOT USE ALONE OR BEFORE ENGAGING ACTS OF SEXUAL INTIMACY!!

"Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where I can acquire some recreational fungus for excursion to Vegas this weekend?"

"WARNING: This movie should be watched only if consuming large quantities of recreational fungus"

by Jrockwhc June 10, 2009

Foot Fungus

When you dont care what your foot looks like and instead use it to attract girls

Wanna see my foot fungus?

by the stolen one May 2, 2020

Fungus in a Suit

A person or phenomenon that battles hard to overcome any challenges that life brings.

Check out Fungus in a Suit passed out on the couch.

by Adam 'Fungus' Sullivan January 18, 2008

Foot Fungus

Burger King foot lettuce

The last thin you'd want in your Burger King burger, is someone's foot fungus.

"Yo, don't eat that burger. Someone's foot fungus is on the lettuce."

by cY-3 April 4, 2019

Bum Fungus

Bum Fungus is a fungal infection of the outer colon.

Bum Fungus is usually found in the holes of Pregnant women, Acrobats and people named Robert.

by colin worth June 23, 2007

Fauci Fungus

A trendy new term to call the corona virus.

Man 1: Bro I think this damn fauci fungus has finally got ahold of me!!!
Man 2: The what got ahold of you?
Man 1: You know the Fauci Fungus it's been around now since 2019!!!
Man 2: Oh you mean the covid.

Man 1 : Man fuck calling it covid let's call it Fauci Fungus seems fitting right I mean creator should be reflected in the created. Plus that shit catchy.

Man 2: Yea bro you are right fauci fungus is pretty damn catchy. Bout as Catchy as Talkin Fauci!!!

by Stick1 January 29, 2022

corporate fungus

A seemingly harmless but utterly deadly disease. Characterized by septic infections of chain stores and restaurants over what was once healthy prairie, forest, farmland or wetland on the edge of a city. Causes a swelling of minivans and SUV s and massive hemorrhaging from privately owned small businesses in both city and country. The spread of the fungus is inevitable. It is symbiotic with and related to the housing development.

I'd love to go to that surplus store way out of town, but the whole area has a bad case of the corporate fungus.

by Capitalist Pig April 20, 2007