Fungis Legs Williams 

A baseball player from the years 1923-1987.

Fungis threw 24 perfect games, 56 no hitters and batted a .389 avg. He also hit 897 Home runs and has 34,004 rbis.

Steve- Do you know Fungis legs?

BILL- Of course good ole' Fungis Legs Williams one of the greatest gros to play the great game of baseball!

Fungis Legs Williams by Philz09 December 24, 2011

non-fungible token 

PNGs and JPEGs that cost tons of money but does nothing

A.K.A scam

Person 1: Hey dude, I just made a red monkey Non-fungible token.

Person 2: That hits hard, gonna take a screenshot.

non-fungible token by FreeHongKong8964 December 9, 2021

Dick Fungi 

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

Dick Fungi by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

fungdark 

The male equivalent to calling a woman a cunt.

"Dylan "Hot Fire" Shearz was bogarting all my gay cheerios. He can be such a fungdark sometimes."

fungdark by DerpClifford December 24, 2008

Fungdunkulous

Something of a overly Ridiculous or overly accessive measure.

The Gamecube Controller is such a Fungdunkulous design.

Fungdunkulous by Shodredux August 2, 2008

funpidity 

Having fun in a stupid way

Skydiving is Funpidity.

funpidity by AP34 January 31, 2015

fungitarian 

-someone who eats only fungus

-a great way to one-up all of the vegetarians and vegans, ending their preachy holier-than-thou attitudes about food

Tom:"I'm a vegan. I won't eat anything that can feel pain."

Dick: "Why do you hate vegetables so much? I'm a fungitarian: for breakfast I had a cremini and shiitake smoothie."

fungitarian by monsterwurm May 28, 2010