Fuktonium 

Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.

beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?

beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM

Fuktonium by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020

FUCKTOWN 

FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.

"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"

"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."

"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"

FUCKTOWN by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Fukton 

A unit of measurement defined by the number of fucks it contains.

One Fukton contains exactly 650,111 fucks.

A fukton may also be ascribed a single value to one thing if it is of innumerable importance and would therefore contain many, many fucks.

The word, "fuck" is shortened here to, "fuk" so it may better accompany its suffix.

"Sure do miss you a fukton!"

"We have a fukton of lables around here somewhere."

"That really means a fukton to me, thank you!"

Fukton by yoyosan9 February 5, 2018

fucktown 

a place where no one wants to be. an imaginary town where losers or Fuckers should go to be by themselves.

when someone you dont like talks to you tell them u will blow there ass to fucktown. mandy u are a whore and i will blow u to fucktown

fucktown by zach youngblut April 26, 2007

fucktown 

A great place to eat a hot dog, burrito, or tuna sandwich.

"I am hungry, think I will head on over to fucktown for a foot long"

"My jaw is so sore, I ate way too much at Fucktown"

fucktown by drainsnake December 21, 2011

fukton 

A unit of measurement. More than a shit ton. Way more.

I miss you a fukton.

fukton by Hbomb74 August 4, 2016

Fuktonium 

Noun: Element (Fu) spewing from Fukushima daiichi.

Fuktonium (Fu) is produced when melted nuclear reactors combine with bullshit and seawater.

Fuktonium can be used to describe anything that is FUBAR.

The Pacific Ocean is becoming more Fuktonium every day!

"Did you fill my car with Fuktonium again?"

Fuktonium by shut'emdown. January 19, 2020