fugly tree

A tree that grows in the ugly/Fugly forest; Has the ability to turn anyone who touches it ugly and/or fugly
See also: Ugly Stick

Looks like someone fell out of the Fugly tree and hit every branch onthe way down.

fugly tree by Brick Squatthrust May 9, 2015

fell out of the fugly tree 

a stronger phrase to use instead of fugly stick. always refers to a really fugly person or someone who just not attractive in any way

She didn't just get whacked with the fugly stick, she fell out of the fugly tree and hit every branch.

fell out of the fugly tree by mandadandalyon March 28, 2009