Faffling is when a person performs a completely random and pointless act, e.x. Little Jae and David is gonna play a game. But instead of joining David, Jae is watching porn. Short for that is faffling
Guy 1: Dude come over to my house so we can drink!
fumfer (third-person singular simple present fumfers, present participle fumfering, simple past and past participle fumfered)
1. To mumble, to mutter, to murmur.
2. To dither, to waffle.
3. To be evasive, to temporize, to stall.
4. To putter aimlessly.
- "Yeah, you defenitly need talking points. If not, you start fumfering, bro."
- "Start what?"
- "Look, you start fumfering. I ain't got time to explain it. Your word of the day."