When you're in the bath or shower and you've not been feeling well and you suddenly shit yourself everywhere and it turns the water dark brown like fudge.

Jack: Hey dude are you feeling better?
Chris: Yeah, a bit except I had a fudgebath yesterday
Jack: That's fucking gross!

Fudgebath by WarWar August 1, 2009

Get merch

flaming fudgebag

noun - especially in business, the modern equivalent of "the hot potato" of years past. An unwelcome assignment or a set-up of one employee against another. Comes from the prank of putting lots of fresh dog turds in a paper bag, setting it on fire, placing it on the victim's doorstep and ringing the doorbell. The victim inevitable stomps on it to extinguish the flames and ends up with a hell of a mess on the porch and on his shoes.

"The boss handed me another flaming fudgebag this morning".

flaming fudgebag by Gary McLean September 5, 2008

Get merch

Fudge Bar

Anal sex followed by a quick blowjob; also known as ass-to-mouth

I gave her a steamy Fudge Bar last night

Fudge Bar by cinnamonteal December 27, 2010

Get merch

fudgetard

Closely related to fucktard in etymology, but pertaining specifically to slow-thinking, nerdy doofuses with a specific sexual affinity, if you know what I mean...

Oh, look at that Millard over there, with his pencil case and portable chess set, what a fudgetard!

fudgetard by mysticpest May 14, 2005

Get merch