noun - especially in business, the modern equivalent of "the hot potato" of years past. An unwelcome assignment or a set-up of one employee against another. Comes from the prank of putting lots of fresh dog turds in a paper bag, setting it on fire, placing it on the victim's doorstep and ringing the doorbell. The victim inevitable stomps on it to extinguish the flames and ends up with a hell of a mess on the porch and on his shoes.
When you're in the bath or shower and you've not been feeling well and you suddenly shit yourselfeverywhere and it turns the water dark brown like fudge.
Jack: Hey dude are you feeling better?
Chris: Yeah, a bit except I had a fudgebath yesterday Jack: That's fucking gross!
Verb: a once in a lifetimesexual intercourse. It occurs when a man has explosively chunky diarrhea and gets into a doggie style position with the ass slightly raised. He then proceeds to project the contents of his anus into the gaping mouth of his partner.
My partner and I made a huge mess last night while practicing the Artesian Fudgeball. It was totally worth it though, since it's an extra-rare occasion.