fudge-ums 

a square brown chocolate mascot used to sell brownies on another stupid ass dominoes commercial.

(Thundering of loud footsteps in distence)

Pizza guy: RUN FUDGE-UMS RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Fudge-ums: Owaaaa ohhhh waaa

(Thundering increases as large amount of gay actors chase a midget in a brownie suit............wow.....just wow)

fudge-ums by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

Shut the fudge up 

A innocent way of saying shut the fuck up!

Random girl:You will not believe it! *Points to schools slut*

Me: What?

Random girl: Her ass pregnant!

Me: SHUT THE FUDGE UP!!!

Shut the fudge up by Shyann December 19, 2012

fudge'uking 

Sounds like fucking

to be used when you want to swear but parents (or public people in general) are around!

*Mum walks in*

Mum: Hey, you alright
Anna: Yepp..
*Anna stubs her toe*
Anna: Ahh! fudge'uking hell! It kills!

fudge'uking by lilcherrycheeks November 16, 2011

unpack some fudge 

excrete, defecate

Guest: "Excuse me, I just have to go upstairs and unpack some fudge. See you all in twenty minutes or so!"

Host: "Ok, jolly good, see you later.."

unpack some fudge by Spanish Prisoner August 23, 2011

Fudgey Uterus 

During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.

Stephs ambiguous lifestyle led to a fudgey uterus.

Fudgey Uterus by scentless apprentice January 3, 2010

fudged up 

a funny way up saying I ###### up

I fudged up man, i'm sorry

fudged up by jg009 November 10, 2011

fudged-up 

To be so drunk/high that you get covered in your own shit because you have no idea what is happening

To throw fudge in the air

Let's get fudged-up and drown tonight

I just fudged up that fudge

fudged-up by siget sux January 27, 2007