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Fudderwhacking 

“Fudderwhacking is very dangerous and you should only do it once a month and in the privacy of your own home with doctors permission”. - Johnny Depp
the Mad Hatter is a serious fudderwhacking nerd ;)

Fudderwackin 

1)A special dance in Wonderland
2) Danced by the Hatter in Wonderland on Fratptious Day in the time of the White Queen
I will Fudderwackin vigorously!- The Hatter

futterwacken 

Mad Hatter's trademark dance that was not only one of the most embarrassing and unnecessarily awkward moments in the history of cinema, but also the moment when Tim Burton's credibility as a director hit an all time low.

On that note, the actual man performing the dance, David "Elsewhere" Bernal, is actually a very talented and innovative dancer and is a treat to watch within the appropriate context.

In short, David's talent was used for evil.
*Alice kills Jabberwocky; Hatter performing Futterwacken*

Friend: "WOW. AWKWARD."
You: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
futterwacken by jinvapor December 4, 2010

Futterwacken 

A really weird dance done by Johnny Depp in the movie Alice in Wonderland, but is used randomly and as a pun for no reason at any time
That's gotta Futterwacken you up
Futterwacken by Glides June 3, 2010

Fudderwack 

is when you masterbate extremely vigerously when you're parner is asleep next to you to the point where they wake up.
- If you wake them up by your grunts of enjoyment.
- If you wake them up by accidents making contact with their body and your member.
- If you wake them up with covering them in ejaculate.

"Sorry dear, I didn't mean to fudderwack you"
Fudderwack by Boyo Lewis April 18, 2010

fuddenwacker 

(fudd - en - wack - er) Verb. A Dungeons & Dragons colloquial term used to describe an encounter gone bad where a monster single-handedly beats down and kills one or more party members without mercy.
This gargoyle is fuddenwackering all over the party!

That last fight really fuddenwackered Jaundice the Elf.
fuddenwacker by Victari June 28, 2017