for fucked up dick. commonly used to describe mess ups in blowjobs while driving
girl 1: i gave john a blowjob while he was driving to thanksgiving dinner.
girl 2: oh how did it go
girl 1: good except i gave him a fud when we hit that really big pothole on west street
girl 2: oh shit does he still talk to you
girl 1: yeah sort of i think he forgave me
girl 2: girl they will never forgive a fud
Scottish slang term meaning pussy, vagina, muff, cunt
"Your a fud"
"I rolled over in bed and accidently kneed her in the fud. She woke with a scream and punched me in the balls"
fear, uncertainty and doubt
don't believe Microsoft's FUD -- Mozilla is off the hook
word of the day: April 12, 2008
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. Also known as scare tactics, either accomplished by threat or making the opponent doubt his standpoint. Not only used in lawsuits, but also in politics and military propaganda.
The company's FUD spreading caused many supporters to abandon their cause, except for the few that could see through its scaremongering propaganda.
Female genitalia, normally used as an insult, meaning a person of lower than average intelligence.
Look where you're f**king goin', ya fud!
Although "fud" is widely accepted in Scotland as being a slang term for the female reproductive organs, it is generally used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish.
"Haw ya big fud!" (angry)
Person A "Ah canny be fucked wi him!"
Person B "How?"
Person A "Coz he's a pure fud!"
Food, edible materials, drinks. Typically internet slang
brb 15 getting fuds
make me some fuds, woman!
Noun. Alternative word for fanny
. (The female sexual organ)
You stupid fud.
HAHA YA WEE FUD