girl 2: oh how did it go
girl 1: good except i gave him a fud when we hit that really big pothole on west street
girl 2: oh shit does he still talk to you
girl 1: yeah sort of i think he forgave me
girl 2: girl they will never forgive a fud
Person A "Ah canny be fucked wi him!"
Person B "How?"
Person A "Coz he's a pure fud!"