fuctifino

This noun is used by dads/ moms attempting to classify an animal for their children. The fuctifino is an elusive species that can shape shift to resemble any type of animal. The most prevelant shapes include bugs, fish, birds and anything elsenot easily identified.

Dad, what type of fish is that? Well son, that is a fuctifino and the bug it just ate is also a fuctifino.

fuctifino by Rian's Dad September 6, 2013

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fuctifino

"Fucked if I know" - or - "I really don't have a clue, old chap"

"What's George Bush up to?" .. "Fuctifino!"

fuctifino by Anonymous January 30, 2003

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fuctifino • fuckifino • fucktifano • Fucktifyno • fucticious • fuctitious

fucticious

(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.

Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.

He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.

"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."

fucticious by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010

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fuctitious

adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.

I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.

fuctitious by Curis September 26, 2005