fuckwad

n. a balled up bunch of tissues used to clean up the ensuing remnants of sex.

Alex: Dude, I know you slayed her on my bed. And you didn't even wash my sheets. Nasty, man!

Jeremy: What are you talking about. There's no way you can prove it.

Alex: Bro, I don't leave my fuckwads in my trash can, you rtard. So that leaves one other person...mad props for boning Emily though...she is sweet.

Jeremy: You get my bed next weekend dude!

by Pihmpdaddi October 11, 2006

Fuckwad

A person, typicially male who constanly plays fucked up head games. A person who is shitty and not worth it anymore. A person who is just simply a fucking fuckwad. A person who has some type of fucked up motive. A person whose goal is to make your life a living hell. A charming fucker.

Baker: YOU DIDN'T CLEAN MY TABLE WHEN YOU CLOSED LAST NIGHT!!!
Closer: Yes I did you fucking fuckwad.

by fuckwad hater August 14, 2014

fuckwad

the dumb people you work with

Geno is such a Fuckwad.

by Billy Bo Bob June 30, 2004

fuckwad

a person who does something incredibly stupid or rude

My boyfriend is such a fuckwad! He slept with another girl!

by Courtney January 23, 2003

Fuckwad

You're a complete fuckwad for actually reading this :

I can't believe you clicked it, fuckwad.

by Roselie April 19, 2009

fuckwad

See fucktard.

The stupid fuckwad left a bit of a trail on her way up to her apartment.

by Groucytigger April 20, 2003

fuckwad

people who spend all their time either:
1.jacking off
2.jacking off while looking at pr0n
3.think people who have/want anything to do with anime are all retards

All fuckwads must die,you too Hilary

by Beth Rohelia August 22, 2005