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fuckupism
A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.
My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.
fuckupism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018
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Fuckruptcy
A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.
"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"
"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."
"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."
Fuckruptcy by Mollena May 23, 2013
Fuckupery
A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.
The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.
Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007
fucksurd
Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!
fuck + absurd = fuck-surd
fuck + absurd = fuck-surd
Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"
Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"
Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"
Fucktupled
"I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the sentence it would have already like fucktupled in size" (Bill Nye via twitter)
When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size
When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size
Fucktupled by circus_midget October 7, 2012
fuckupfactor
All that can go unpredictability wrong which most people forget to consider when planning something.
fuckupfactor by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018