(1) a person who is acting in an idiotic manner, and annoying virtually everybody within a five-mile radius.
(2) a woman or man without any arms or legs - a stub for fucking.
(1) Christ, Jimmy is such a fucking fuckstub, I wish someone would cosh him in the teeth.
(2) Yeah, I went down to that cripples ward, found myself a fuckstub to take home with me.
A slang term for the penis.
When her dad came home, I zipped it up so fast, I damn near wrecked my fuckstub.